TIME WARP

accept the fact | the both and | shorts and longs | julie rybarczyk

Perhaps I should have bought this breath spray when I saw it in Portland.

Maybe it actually works?

On days like today – a day sandwiched between yet another high school reunion (last night) and yet another birthday (tomorrow) – it would

*seriously*

be helpful.

I mean, the fact is.

I’m not any older than 28.

Right?

Which makes sense because I read somewhere that most adults feel approximately 15 years younger than they are.

Which would be about
exactly right.

Which is also
completely
impossible.

Because wasn’t I just here?
Smiling with my senior class?

not old julie | the both and | shorts and longs

Yes.

Yes I was.

So how old am I, really?

And how do I make my brain catch up?

Or my body slow down?

And does it all really matter anyway?

Sheesh.

That’s enough philosophy for tonight.

I think it’s time to go apply some wrinkle cream and smile at my aging self in the mirror – and think of all the hard-won nuggets and gems that can be found in absolutely no other way than through the living of life and the passing of years – before falling exhausted into bed.

Here’s to aging gracefully, people.

Whatever the heck that means.

by julie rybarczyk

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